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The BEST distillery in the North West! Home of Single Silo Chi Vodka, the single tastiest beverage on the face of the earth. It and its quirky, Volkswagen/Lamborghini driving makers are loved by all, from the New York Times and Columbia Tower club to dive bars biker gangs.
Does not actually make sausage.
Random thirsty person: Jeez, I wish I had something to drink
Well prepared individual who carries Single Silo with him: Here, try this
Random thirsty person: Wow, this is delicious!
Well prepared individual: Yeah! It's vodka I bought from Project V Distillery and Sausage Co.
Random thirsty person: Vodka?! But it's noon!
Well prepared individual: Single Silo is the vodka that's not just for breakfast *thumbs up*
Vodka connoisseur: I love Project V Distillery and Sausage Co.'s vodka because it has such long legs and doesn't make me want to throw up at all
It is commonly said to someone that means the most of you.
Valq: Hello Gregori!
Gregori:Da te eba v guza.
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Bulgarian way to say "i'll pee in ur mouth" !
friend1- Are be bavnqr! "Come on you slower"
friend2- Abe ei da ti pikam v ustata! "Abe you i'll pee in ur mouth!"
Mack Maine says "I exchange v-cards with the retards" in the song "Every Girl". He means that he does not discriminate, he likes all women.
Friend 1-"You see that girl over there?"
Friend 2-"Yea she's ugly, and looks a little retarded."
Friend 1-"I exchange V-cards with the retards."
Friend 2-"What?"
Friend 1-"I don't discriminate, I would fuck her. But now I'm thinking you're the retard."
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LMAO you just got rickrolled.
Guy 1: Found this cool video: youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&ab
Guy 2: Fuck
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The ultimate battle of two men whose names speak for themselves. Don Grady would win every presidential election without John Ellis running against him. In that election, it would be difficult to say who would win, but John Ellis seems to be more popular and would probably win. Don Grady should then be given the Vice Presidency due to his popularity also. John Ellis and Don Grady are our heroes.
"Dude, did you hear about that presidential election Don Grady v. John Ellis?"
"Wait, you mean the one between Barack, Hillary, and John?"
"Nah, man. I'm talking about Grady v. Ellis."
"Ahh, yeah, that election was tight. And by tight I mean awesome."
"I feel you man. What a move John Ellis made by selecting Grady as his VP, such a virtuous and humble man that Ellis is."
"Hell yeah. The country is in good hands with Ellis and Grady at the reins."
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