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The art of having to get naked everytime you take a shit, taking all your clothes off so they don't smell.
Friend A: "Where've you been?"
Friend B: "Just been for a porno poo"
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When you're on the loo doing a poo and your partner gives you a blow job
"Hey baby, nothin' good to read in here, you busy?"
"It's a dirty poo job, but somebody's gotta do it"
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When you take a poop so big that it is the size of a monkey!!
Dude go in the bathroom and check out my Poo Monkey
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A cute person, usually a girl, who seems incapable of taking care of themselves.
"I accidentally spilled juice on my shirt"
"Aww it's ok missy poo"
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A big fat belly that is round like a basketball and makes you look 6 months pregnant
Look at Laura’s poo belly, she looks prego.
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A man made of of pee pee, and of poo poo. Cousin of slender man. They say if you stand in the toilet and fart three times he appears. He torture's you by reaching up your ass and grabbing your tongue. He folds you inside out, while you lick your ass in the process. Beware the Pee pee poo poo man.
Person 1: Its the Pee Pee Poo Poo man!
Person 2: Holy shit!
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When you do a terd and go to wipe your ass and theres no poo on your anus
"where did that shit go,must have been a Phantom poo
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