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i get tortured 5 times a week for 6 hours
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"That's not fair, that's torturement," said my 8 year old when I threatened taking away his switch for the day.
The ancient art or inflicting physical, mental, and/or emotional pain on somebody for information, as punishment, or just sheer sadistic pleasure.
Torture is not limited to humans; disturbed sickos will also torture innocent animals.
Torture is not limited to history; it's still around.
Torture has been carried out in every way possible; you name it, it's been done:
-Rack
-Iron Maiden
-Dunking
-Breaking at the Wheel
-Brank
-Public Humiliation
-Pear of Anguish
-Breast Ripper
-Flogging
-Quartering
-Judas Cradle
-Pillory/Yoke
-Spiked cages
-Pendulum
-Burning at the Stake
-Water Torture
-Mutilation
-Head Crusher
-Tongue Tearer
-Gibbet
-Garrotte
-Interrogation Chair
-Spanish Donkey
-Spanish crusher
-Spanish Boot
-Spanish Tickler
-Knee-Splitter/Thumbscrew
And that's just a few.
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The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal: BEEP. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound: DING. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
"hey we have the fitness gram pacer test today"
yay torture in hell"
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A game where you try to come up with the most painful thing you would do to the other person. You trade turns, and whoever can't come back with a response loses.
Guy: Yeah, torture motherfucker...I'll tie you to a bedpost with your asscheeks spread out, put a hanger on a stove for half an hour, take it off and stick it in your ass slow like: tssssssssssssssSSSSSST!
Other Guy: I'll lay your nuts on a dresser, just your nuts, and bang them with a spiked bat! BLAOW!
Guy: I'll pull your tongue out of your mouth and stab it with a rusty screwdriver! BLAOW!
Other Guy: I'll hang you by your dick off of a 12 story building!
Guy: I'll sew your asshole closed and keep feeding you... and feeding you... and feeding you... and feeding you...
Other Guy: ...you win
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Chaperoning a young childs talent show.
Wow. Just when i thought the torture of the talent show was enough, they played twinkle twinkle little star and the children started singing. It was the soundtrack to hell.
Watching people eat without you
Watching your friends chill without you
Being excluded
Dang my friends are together and I'm alone doin nothing, what torture
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