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an illness characterized by not knowing what to do with oneself (or one's vuvuzela) now that the FIFA world cup is over. additional symptoms include glazed eyes, a general feeling of listlessness, loss of appetite, and a tendency to watch terrible television to compensate for the end of the world cup.
I caught Tom watching the Tour de France in an effort to fill the void of world cup soccer. He's got post world cup depression real bad.
I tried to funnel with my vuvuzela but it's just not the same anymore.
When your tits are so empty and soft that they spill out over your push up bra
Like a river crashing over a dam my tits are practically liquid
Josie's tits won't stay in her bra. Her cup runneth over
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FIFA = Freakishly Inept Football Accuracy. The FIFA World Cup is the most overrated, piece of shit sporting event which is held once EVERY FOUR FUCKING YEARS, just to see either Brazil or Italy win it all. The FIFA World Cup produces the most incompetent, mentally impaired refs for the games. The 2010 World Cup is the biggest example. England v Germany, an English player's shot hit the top of the post and was PAST THE LINE as it went it, and the goalie got the ball AFTER it went in and the goal didn't count. It would have tied the game up at 2, which would have given England a chance to win the game. U.S. v England, the U.S. scores a goal that should not have counted. Ghana v U.S., Donovan gets a penalty kick after a Ghanaian player (apparently) tripped up Clint Dempsey, even though the player was AHEAD of Dempsey and Dempsey tripped himself! In the same game, Jozy "the joke" Altidore tripped himself by accidentally kicking his leg, and the defender was called for a foul. Mexico v Argentina, Argentina scored their first goal, even though they were COMPLETELY OFFSIDE when Carlos Tevez headed in the goal.
In short, the FIFA World Cup is held for 1 month every 48 months and is absolutely fucking pathetic. It's a disgrace to every other sporting event, and other than Brazil, Argentina, Italy and France, NO ONE ELSE has a chance of winning. Pathetic, just fucking pathetic. And people get hyped us for this...PFFT!
Free your minds and come into the 21st century.
FIFA World Cup fanatic: MEXICO SUCKS!
Me: No, Argentina sucks. They scored an offside goal, and they bitched about it to the refs when the Mexican players were trying to explain to the incompetent refs that it was fucking offside. Pathetic WC fanatics...
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A porn video known to easily shock people and get them sick because it's not like anything people would not expect to see.....ever.
The "2 girls" are two lesbian lovers. "1 cup" is when one of the girls actually poops in the cup. The video continues on with the two girls eating the cup of feces and rolling it in their mouth and making out with the feces in their mouth. The video continues with both of the girl sticking fingers down their throats and vomiting on the feces and on each others face. The video ends with feces/puke all over their faces and mouth.
The video is one minute long. They are not recommend for those who are under 18, easily offended, or have a weak stomach because it is known one of the most disgusting videos to spread across the web.
YouTube has numerous of reaction videos on the net and Family Guy also has a moment where Brian Griffin records Stewie Griffin's reaction. The reaction videos can tell you how gross it is. I, myself, watched it because a friend showed it to me. And I was shocked, but didn't feel sick. But I cannot look at chocolate ice cream the same way again. Let's just hope that two men never do that.
Who knew that a one minute video can traumatize me forever. 2 girls 1 cup is the nastiest thing I've ever watched.
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When your friend or partner is sick or came back from work tired and exhausted, you say I’ll make a cup of coffee for your head. This makes your life feel more like you have someone.
I noticed you look a little sick, so let me make a cup of coffee for your head.
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A marijuana peanut butter cup consists of peanut butter, chocolate, and marijuana. What better way to sell candy than adding illegal drugs to the mix. Truly, a fantastic way to put a smile on any policeman's face when arresting a suspect.
Jordan Schafer was arrested on charges of felony possession of marijuana and three marijuana peanut butter cups in Florida. He was with the Houston Astros at the time and served a suspension stemming from the arrest.
A yearly reckoning of RCB fans about winning the cup..but alas.. that stuff never happens.
Macha...this year the team is solid! Ee sala cup namde