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altidored

a verb used in soccer when someone shanks the ball over the goal from very close range. In reference to Jozy Altidore's many infamous misses from point-blank range while playing for the U.S. National Team.

Dear Lord, he's altidored it! What a botch!

by copelandfc August 4, 2011

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Altidor

a very large but constantly flaccid penis

Kelly has a nice Altidor.

by RachelBoobsMcGee1 February 17, 2008

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altidore

Turkey fighting for money

Altidore is cewl

by cewldude420 November 13, 2015