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The act of unrolling the paper in a public washroom, dabbing it with shit then rerolling it for the next user.
I was in the bathroom at work, pulled on the paper and saw that Tim had pulled another dirty Dennis.
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When you have threadworms in your poop after pooping on live TV, so you individually pick each threadworm out of a freshly laid shit and thread them up into the woman's bumhole. You must then proceed to take the rest of the DUNG, spread the vaginal flaps and gently insert into the mynge hole. The flaps are then sealed shut with blue tack and a Christmas ribbon, before being RIPPED open on the night of a full moon (after dung marination has occurred) and a non-erect penis is SQUANCHED into the mynge and a bit of wee comes out. Salt and pepper must be added to the mix for 5 minutes to make it really delinchis, before the dung recipe is removed, compiled into a lasagne format with fresh egg lasagne sheets from Sainsburys and forcibly fed to the woman. This must be on live TV oh shuh
I gave my bitch a dirty Hugh last month and it was so delinchis, ha ha the woman
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When a girl's asshole is so clean that you can stick a strawberry in it and then proceed to eat it out of her ass.
My trig teacher is so hawt. I wish she's down for a dirty strawberry...
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A Dirty Mari is the result of combining period blood, the tears of toxic men, their wallets, and frozen cum cubes in a blender and cranking it to High Speed before pouring it into your desired mug of choice.
Hello Fredrick, may I ask what you are drinking?
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Why it’s a Dirty Mari, very good stuff my old friend! Drinking this no longer makes me feel the need to harass the women I’ve met, it’s unexplainable! Try it!
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Sure, Fred.
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When a man gives a woman a Dirty Sanchez, and the woman transfers the Sanchez back to the original giver. That way its "yerz" back on yourself.
Andrew: "Dude I gave this girl a dirty sanchez and it turned into a dirty yerz"
Dan: "Gross! Sucks to have your own shit on your upper lip dawg."
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Beneath repute; skeevy; skanky; shady; sordid; nasty; dirty; contemptuous; deceitful
The buyer's realtor tried to make a lowdown dirty offer.
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after a post-coital affair, one steals all of the other sex partner's lubricant and previously used sex toys.
"ruthie was a dirty grinch last night. after we fucked, he stole my vibrator!"
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