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These egg shaped Easter chocolates with a hard, pastel candy shell are far superior to any other Easter candy. These are not creme filled, like Cadbury's more famous Eggs, but are solid milk chocolate. These once-a-year treats don't receive the attention that they deserve.
Small, egg shaped chocolates with pastel candy shells, sold in a purple bag. Available only at Easter.
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To have sex with an African American individual and to orgasm inside of them. Thus filling a chocolate shell with cream.
Bill: "Hey man, did you have sex with Shaquanda last night?"
Dana: "Yeah man, gave her the Cadbury Egg."
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A baby that only eats eggs
I am coming from ayydubs video
Auntie: is it a girl or a boy?!
Pregnant lady: it’s a Scrambled egg baby
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a guy named Zhang Aiqin. His head is shaped like an egg and sang yi jian mei (xue hua piao piao) hes a gamering god
真情像草原廣闊, 層層風雨不能阻隔
My love is as wide as a grassland, no storm and rain can set us apart.
(Zhēn qíng xiàng cǎo yuán guǎng kuò
, Céng céng fēng yǔ bù néng zǔ gé)
總有雲開 日出時候, 萬丈陽光照耀你我
When dark clouds disperse and the sun rises, it’ll shine above us.
(Zǒng yǒu yún kāi rì chū shí hoù
, Wàn zhàng yáng guāng zhào yào nǐ wǒ)
真情像梅花開過, 冷冷冰雪不能掩沒
My love is like a blossoming plum flower that’ll never be submerged in snow.
(Zhēn qíng xiàng méi huā kāi guò
, Lěng lěng bīng xuě bù néng yān mò)
就在最冷 枝頭綻放, 看見春天走向你我
It blooms on the branch on the coldest day and leads us to the spring.
(Jiù zài zuì lěng zhī tóu zhàn fàng
, Kàn jiàn chūn tiān zǒu xiàng nǐ wǒ)
Chorus
雪花飄飄, 北風嘯嘯
When the snowflakes drift and the north wind whistles
(Xuě huā piāo piāo, běi fēng xiāo xiāo
)
天地一片蒼茫
The world is vast and boundless
(Tiān dì yí piàn cāng máng)
一翦寒梅, 傲立雪中
There is a spray of plum blossoms standing still in the snow
(Yì jiǎn hán méi, ào lì xuě zhōng
)
只為伊人飄香
It only perfumes for its love
(Zhǐ wéi yī rén piāo xiāng)
愛我所愛無怨無悔, 此情長留心間
With all my heart and with no regret, the love lasts forever.
(Ài wǒ suǒ ài wú yuàn wú huǐ
, Cǐ qíng cháng liú xīn jiān)
interlude
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chinese egg man meme
When a gay Mexican man puts his left or right hand up his ass and pulls out little bits of shit that are round, looking like eggs. He then can throw them or just keep them for later.
Man that man over there is looking for easter eggs. His arm is up his ass.
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Semen, male ejaculate, cum, jizz, jism, man milk. Accompanied by orgasm. Contains sperm, makes babies. Good for what ails ya. Cure all.
I reckon I could verily feel your belly swell with the sheer volume of frothy dick eggs that I squirted into your womb this morning.
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a nice way to tell someone to go soak your head, go shed some skin, get lost, get bent, and well, you know what I mean.
Scalper: I got U2 tickets at $800 - $900 a pop!
Curt: Go suck an egg!
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