National TikTok day because on February 1 was when TikTok got 1 billion dowloads and which is 1 out of 7 billion people in the world!!!
February 1 is when TikTok became famous.
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The End OF tIME the meteor is coming
War of the rescources, death of earth
Man 2096 february 13th isnt here yet calm down
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The month where you stop devoting your time to Jesus from Just Jesus January and fap to your heart's content.
*example of Free Fap February*
(January 31st)
person: Praise Jesus!
(February 1st)
person: Fuck you Jesus, I'm going atheist in this bitch now!
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This is a brand new official holiday called tell your female friends with the following names Alexis, Sara, Olivia, Dozkine, Ava, and Emily that they need to stop being so weird! For real tone it down and stop obsessing over random boys (Quebec boys) you meet on wink (Alexisπ³) Dozkine u need help... Emily,Sara,Olivia, and Ava you are irrelevant remember that:)
Omg itβs February 10th 2021 I canβt wait to wish my friends a happy #bantheweirdos day!!!:)))
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February is the month for relaxing your nuts.
It comes right after 'Just Jizz January'
Person 1: "I just made it through Just Jizz January, my girlfriend is pissed and horny"
Person 2: "Relax! Fap Fuck February is coming, you can fuck her now"
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girl: howβs no nut november?
joe: ugh i canβt wait till finger free february
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Girls canβt finger or have an orgasm in february like boys canβt nut in november
Hey u doing no nut november? Puh, Im doing finger free february
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