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When one is feeling no stress, like a big weight has been lifted.
Yo sense I got rid of that girl I’m feeling shades lighter. I’m french fry brown right now
A bagel with French onion dip on top.
Duh!
I'm going to make a French onion bagel for breakfast
What people sometimes say when they accidently swear.
"Oh fucking hell, excuse my french"
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Sexual term when you're licking your partner's asshole and they fart on your tongue.
So this guy was eating my asshole out, and I totally french exited him.
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When you give a rim job to someone who has to take a dump, and there is a turtle head ( end of the turd ) protruding out the sphincter.
Baby don't eat my ass I have to poop. Thats ok baby, I like French kissing the turtle.
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Victories of the nation who fought and won more wars and battles than any other nation in the world.
French military victories? There are so many because you know....France won more wars and battles than any other nation in the world.
No that's not true because I'm a sad ignorant cunt.
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When you lick the tip of the cigarette's filter while taking a puff.
That disgusting twat gave my cigg a French Inhale while we were sharing.
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