pocket full of horses

from the song Little Red Corvette by Prince, meaning Trojan condoms

"She had a pocket full of horses, Trojans, some of them used,"

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horse of a different color

Any specific type of thing that is different in a noticeable way, similar to a horse dyed with Jello powder so that is a different color. A new way of doing something.

In 1992 the Sony Minidisc was a horse of a different color when it came to sound recordings.

Well, that's the horse of a different color! <--In the Wizard of Oz when they refer to the purple and blue horses.

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jesus horse

the compromise for someone who doesn't believe in evolution; if the person who doesn't believe in evolution believes in evolution, the other kids who do must call dinosaurs jesus horses

tommy: stephen, if you start to believe in evolution, we will compromise; we will start calling dinosaurs jesus horses.

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One Horse Pony

One Horse Pony is the senile way of saying you’ve lost your marbles; or a perverted act

You sir are an one horse pony 👀

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crock of horse shit

A load of crap, lies.

"He told me pure crock of horse shit"

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One Horse Pony

A sexual position where a larger woman uses a strap-on (Horse) to peg a smaller man (the pony)

“Awh man that stripper Jaquanda brought out the One Horse Pony last night, I can’t walk”

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American Horse Pirate

Also known as the cowboy

Look at that American Horse Pirate, he’s a real redneck!

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