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Hit me up.
like text or call me
person one: “Jump my line”
person two: *texts person 1 or calls*
A sentence in english containing every word in the alphabet. Most used in text font downloading websites.
The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog is a silly sentence!
this is when you go outside and rengar jumps me
oh my god i hate when i go outside and rengar jumps me
To take a sudden interest in the Metal Gear series and binge-play the entire series in preparation for Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain.
You know what pisses me off? All these PC gamers trying to jump on the Phantom Train, crying for PC releases of all the previous games.
When one fucks a girl their age, then proceeds to fuck her mother, only after the mother comes onto them.
“ bro, I saw Candace's mom at the bar so we had some drinks; she was totally coming onto me. Tonight imma generation jump.
Someone who jump resets all the times Minecraft pvp, making it annoying to kill them
He constantly jump resets, that Jump Rider doesn't take any knockback.
When you're standing on a bus (or other public transport) as there are no seats and someone near you gets up to get off, you quickly jump into the absent seat before anyone else has chance.
*Jack & Tom are standing on a crowded bus*
*A man in a nearby seat gets up to get off*
*Jack Seat Jumps instantly into his seat*