when you take a solid poop, wrap it in the hand towel next to the sink for the next unsuspecting person to wipe their hands off with, the unvailing is priceless!
I was at my buddies house, after I washed my hands I used the nicely rolled up hand towel next to the sink to dry my hands, to my surprise there was a king tut wrapped in there! I had to wash my hands all over again.....sickos i tell ya!
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name given to the herd leader of a human-like species of Great African Gorillas called "nigger". Typically the fattest and most humongous individual one can find in the herd.
"Yo man yesterday I went to the nigger habitat in Detroit and saw that thicc nigger king walking on the street!"
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Someone who values themself and shiny things over truth and Logic. Someone lacking Logos. Most likely into self sodomy and picking up nickels in cornfields.
That secret King is definitely a buttpumper. Did you see the secret King in his fancypants on his rainbow roller skates?
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TKS is the oldest independent school in Australia for boys (or girls)and strives for academic excellence (failing)leadership and learning and realising potential, if there was any. Unlike Tara Anglican School For Girls (refer to search) Year 10 Kings 2006 are struggling to reach puberty and are definately the least sexiest year. Their year motto is "Keep your soap rope tight and your pants even tighter."
We at Tara are ashamed to be called their sister school, we were never expecting to get actual sisters.
The Kings school student: oi you!
Non Kings student: Hey the guy thats planning to grow pubes next year is calling you
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All you need is a deck of cards, at least 4 people, a lot of booze and a large cup. I recomend that you only use mixed drinks and beer for this game because if you use shots ... you're FUCKED! You place the large cup(referred to as the King's Cup) at the middle of a table and circle the deck of card around the cup. In a clockwise motion, one by one each person at the table pulls a card and does whatever the rule for that card is.
RULES FOR CARDS:
Ace- Social(everyone drinks)
King - Everyone pours a "splash" of their drinks into the "kings cup".
Queen - Question Master! This person is the question master unitl someone else pulls a queen. They can ask anyone at the table any question any time throughout the game without warning and that person must answer the question masters' question with another question ... or they drink.
J - Categories. Person who pulls Jack picks a category(bugs, flowers, movies, etc.) and going clockwise everyone names something from that category. Whoever messes up .. drinks!
10 - Make a rule. This person gets to make up a rule for the game that everyone else must abide by(ex. everyone must drink with opposite hand or everyone talks with accents). Anyone who breaks the rules ... drinks.
9 - Busta Rhyme! Someone starts out by saying a rhyme and going clockwise, others must "bust rhymes" that rhyme with yours.(ex. "I like cats", "I wear hats", "I swing bats", etc.)
8 - "If you've never's". Whoever pulls this stands up and says something they've never done and whoever has done it ... drinks!(ex. "I've never kissed a girl.", "I've never done cocaine.")
7 - Waterfalls! Everyone stands and starts drinking as soon as the person who pulled the 7 starts. That person can stop whenever they want but no one else can stop until the person on their left stops drinking.
6 - DICKS! All the guys drink.
5 - Thumbmaster! This person is the Thumbmaster until the next person pulls a 5. Whenever this person sticks their thumb on the table everyone else must do so too and the last person to do so ... drinks!
4 - WHORES! Girls drink.
3 - Fuck me!Whoever pulls the 3 drinks.
2 - Fuck you! Point at anyone at the table and say "fuck you" and they have to drink.
Whoever pulls the last(fourth) King card out of the deck, has to drink THE ENTIRE King's cup. !
It is sooo fun to play and you can play with almost any number of people! Enjoy
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The act of receiving oral sex, while eating a cheeseburger, while performing an upper decker.
I was at a party last weekend and got so drunk I convinced a chick to king me in the master bathroom.
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A subsidized fast food restaurant that uses foot lettuce.
"Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce, the last thing you would want in you Burger King burger is somebody else's foot fungus," said Top 15s - Dillan is chillin.
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