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The Life Of A Penis
The Life Of A Penis
The life of a Penis
-Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time
-Next door neighbor is a real asshole
-Has a head he can't think with
-An eye he can't see out of
-His best friend is a pussy
-Everytime he gets excited he throws up
-And worst of all his owner beats him
All of it summarized into one: Cringe. A LOT of cringe.
Bob: Gacha life sucks do you agree Jason?
Jason: Yes i do.
Cringe AF Girl: FUCK YOU!!!! GACHA LIFE IS LIFE BOZO!!!
Bob: (puts on some noise cancelling headphones)
Jason: (puts on some noise cancelling headphones)
When an offender is sentenced to serve a term of 15 years to life.
“Yeah, Walter got sentenced to 15 to life while covering for Jesse.”
“Damn, I woulda let Jesse go.”
The meaningful activities that happen OUTSIDE of everyday alcohol, drug and sex addiction.
So, did you hear that Sherry 'slobs the knob five times a fucking day? '
Yeah, I did. She's doin' that shit while the rest of the world is doin' Life Things just to survive.
The meaning of life is not something the human brain is capable of understanding. It’s like an ant trying to understand the Wall Street Journal. We’re not supposed to know the meaning of life. That’s the cruel hoax on mankind. Don’t even try, be happy in your ignorance.
I searched for the meaning of life but could never find it.
done with life, over your life situation
dunzo life right now
n.
The status where a girl friendzones a guy yet he remains so in love with her that he explicitly or implicitly agrees to stop pursuing other women. Instead, he dedicates his time and money to her. Enjoying the attention and gifts, she goes along with the mutually beneficial arrangement as long as he never attempts to cock block a man she desires.
The guy/girl roles illustrated above can be filled by any person of any gender. The above scenario is just the most prevalent.
My friend Katie is a serial monogamist who falls for bad boy types and frequently asks me, "Why can't I be attracted to nice guys like you?" After ten years of being at her beck and call, serving as her emotional tampon, buying her nice things, and hoping she might see something in me, I now realize I'll be in her friendzone for life. And I love her so much I'm okay with that.