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Chencing Machine

Nickname of EXO's Chen.
A real dancing machine. This man can shuffle until the sun comes up, but don't invite him to your party because he will whine so much about anything and everything that it'll either make you insane or deaf.

MC: "What do you call yourself?"
Chen: "Chencing machine."

by lizbird July 31, 2017


Vending Machine

The evilest scammer ever. Charges two quid for a bag of Steak McCoys. If you were already having a shit day then a vending machine will make things even worse in the cheekiest fucking way!

I THOUGHT I WAS LOSING MY VIRGINITY TONIGHT AND I FOUND OUT I WASN'T AT THE LAST MOMENT AND TO TOP THINGS OFF THAT FUCKING VENDING MACHINE SCAMMED ME 2 QUID FOR A BAG OF MCCOYS AFTER ALL THAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS EVENING. SO FUCKING ANNOYING!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!

by LordJenal June 20, 2022


Vending Machine

Something that the US military drops to the children of Afghanistan. It usually ends up killing thousands of children each year, which many Americans agree with.

Ex: "Hey David, gonna donate anything to the military this year?"
"I don't know, Bill. Maybe my vending machine! I hear they drop them on children in Afghanistan. Sounds like a great policy!"
"Hahaha!"

by Gregthisiswhywehateyou3 September 14, 2018


this machine kills facists

A reference to the john green book “paper towns

That poster in Margo’s room says “this machine kills facists”

by …0o0 April 21, 2023


Gooch Machine

A girl that receives so many gooches that she can make a factory full of them.

She a Gooch Machine

by The Banter Lad January 8, 2017


Machine Gun Asshole

Another name for Machine Gun Kelly

"I just heard a Machine Gun Asshole in the bathroom." - Guy
"You mean Kelly?" - Girl
"Yep, someone was listening to his songs on their phone. Sounded like a hot clip of shit." - Guy

by Swift67 October 14, 2021


the washing machine crispy

When you need to match the food to make it crispy.

The food is the washing machine crispy.

by Debskelly1985 May 16, 2023