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The cutest angel on earth💗
He's Machine Gun Kelly...
When a woman farts sitting down, but it comes up and out the pussy lips
I was on lunch break and let loose a Machine Gun Kelly loose and everyone head it
When someone bums you and you put it the washing machine and suck it dry (your mouth)
I’m gonna use you as a dry washing machine tonight
JIM: What do u want to do if there is a time machine?
WHITE: You mean what do I regret?
"hello there! how do you identity yourself? please?"
"well you see, i enjoy being know as a 'plastic sperm machine!"
"oh wow, thats honest! bye!"
When performing oral sex, the provider(s) insert a tide pod into their mouth(s) recieving a sudzy surprise upon completion. The participants walk away feeling relieved and clean.
The other night I gave Dale, my second cousin, a Hillbilly Washing Machine. It was refreshing.
- Bernice
Arnold Schwarzenegger's death metal band with albums such as Brutal, Double Brutal, Triple Brutal, and A Brutal Christmas.
"Dude, did you hear about Arnold's new band?"
"Yeah, Austrian Death Machine rocks!"