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Master of Ceremonies (MC)

A Master of Ceremonies (MC) in the Catholic Church, is a server who is "in charge" of making sure everything during Mass is done correctly. He assists the Priest during High Mass and may also be present at other liturgical functions.

The Master of Ceremonies (MC) got mad that the Thurifer accidentally set the Sacristy on fire.

by Skyrim550 December 17, 2021

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sega master system

Sega's games console in the 1st generation of games consoles. Used as an insult during the early 90's.

When you had a Mega Drive or SNES for over a year, and you knew someone who just got a Master System.
"Dave got a Sega Master System for his birthday, what a lamer!"

by MasterBates March 2, 2004

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fat master 3000

Someone who takes pride in being fat and likes to say that they are better than other fat people.

Fat guy: Hai guysss. Mmmmm this ice cream is good.

Fat master 3000: Shut the fuck up n00b. I ate 200 bowl's of that shit AND your moms pussy!

Fat guy: heart attack then dies.

by N1k19941234 April 29, 2009

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PC Master Race

The term was coined satirically, but (un)surprisingly it's become a real circlejerk on Reddit.

A bunch of children who believe themselves to be incredibly intelligent and enlightened simply because they begged their parents to buy them a $1000 graphics card.

Building a PC is not mentally challenging and if you think it is, then you, my friend, are among the "peasants".

Common PC Master Race posts:

"DAE consoles suck?!??!?!!???!!!11!!one"

"muh gtx 1080!"

"Intel i7 or go home"

"I'm a virgin, but I have enough RAM to fuck multiple girls at once"

"I'll probably get mine watercooled"

"Is it strange that I jerk off to my graphics card?"

by Just Another Retarded Anon October 26, 2016

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ass master

a person who is the master of bieng an ass...

kc is being a really big ass master today

by yo mama March 1, 2004

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master blaster of disaster

a huge injection of drugs that a person shouldnt have probably attempted in the first place

he didnt know the fucking stregnth of the dope,but he wanted to get off on the first shot to begin with.so he threw some coke with the least amount of water possible,drew it up and proceeded with what was going to be the master blaster of disaster of all time.he took the all time train ride where he couldnt hear a mothafucking thing except that howling train.when i walked into the room his face was ghost white and he was drooling profusely.he couldnt even speak for 5 minutes his eyes were rolling in his fucking head.

by Guy Williams July 27, 2006

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D Joke Master

Someone who excels the D Joke standards.

Jaspreet Sidhu, Devante Mowatt, Joel Tabiri, Craig Bannor and Navneet Purewal ( Hannah Montana in the night time) are D Joke Masters.

by Arvinder Sihra March 4, 2008

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