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The act of calculating how many boners you can get/ nuts you can bust within a certain amount of time
We got 5 hours tonight? Hold up b let captain sex do some quick boner math
A stereotype referring to an annoying asian person.
"Yo Tim, stop riding my dick bro, you're being a fuckin' math monkey!"
A derogatory slang for a stereotypically annoying asian person.
"Tim is such a fuckin math monkey, that kid thinks he's hot shit"
Liver math is the calculation(s) you make throughout the night to help determine if you are sober enough to drive home.
Alcohol is processed by the body at a determined rate (generally one beer/shot/wine glass an hour), and you can save yourself a night in the drunk tank and some legal fees by adhering to liver math.
Liver math or cab fare. Either is a wise choice. Disregard at your own peril.
Friend #1: "My ex just showed up here with her new bf. I'm leaving as soon as the liver math allows it."
Friend #2: "No way! You're my ride! Let's get fucked up and take a cab when the bar closes. I'll drive you to your car tomorrow."
Friend #1: "Good call. Screw that bitch, anyway."
A place where book smart people go but they have no other smarts than math
Person 1: What are you doing over the summer
Person 2: Im going to math camp
Used when someone makes an incorrect calculation to point out their mistake/make fun of them. Comes from Big Shaq's legendary FITB. Also stylized as quick mafs.
1: "1500 times 10 over 50 that's what... 3000?"
2: "Quick maths"
When you check the year of production against how many seasons are on Netflix for a particular show you are loving, in hopes the series may still be ongoing.
I did the Netflix math, and realized (insert favorite show) was over after the season I'm binge watching now.