Beer Season

The time of year when it's cold enough that you can leave your beer outside if there's not enough room in the refrigerator or cooler.

Guest: "There's no room for my beer in your fridge."

Host: "Dude, it's Beer Season, just set it out back."

“Shit Beer”

Not so much as a low class of beer but the beer you take when you go for a shit.

I feel a turtle head poking out. Better take a “Shit Beer” with me as a may be a while.

Beer-vana

A sudden certainty after drinking large quantities of alcohol that you can fix your life

"All I need to do is learn the guitar or buy a cattery and stop flushing letters from the debt collection agency down the toilet without reading them"
"Wake up my disciple. You don't have to worry about the morrow when you let your soul drown in the beer-vana before the next night."

Gangster Beer

A bottle of champagne or wine, drunk straight from the bottle, whilst you're partying or out getting lit with friends.

Utilized by those who cbf with glasses, lining up for drinks, and/or buys the drank by the bottle.
Often passed around the dfloor between friends.

Benefits include: money savings, less time in queues, getting lit.

You wanna get some Gangster Beer?

Yo, pass me the Gangsta Beer!

Did you bring the Gangster Beer for the PLS $1 party?

Is that Gangsta Beer? Gimme some.

Dayum, this some good Gangsta beer!

Willy beer

When someone ejaculates into a cup of alcoholic beverage and the recipiant drinks it all

My girl absolutely loved the willy beer i gave her

Beer Liquor

Backwoods slang for Malt Liquor

Damn Boy, that beer liquor will GET YOU DRUNK.

Syringe Beers

A Casual use of Injected Drugs

"He was on all kinds of Beers last night, Brewed Beers, Nose Beers even Syringe Beers!"