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Not so much as a low class of beer but the beer you take when you go for a shit.
I feel a turtle head poking out. Better take a âShit Beerâ with me as a may be a while.
The next level up form "Hangry"
No wonder I'm in a shit mood. Thought I was Hangry but I realise I'm Starvious.
When you burp into your hands, cup them together, turn to a person and whilst thrusting your hands towards them whilst opening hands and shouting âHadoukenâ releasing the burp.
Girlfriend sitting on couch and I thought âI should Street Fighter Burp herâ
*i burp into hands and look at her*
Hadouken
To describe a body part or muscle that feels a touch âbightyâ than it normaly does.
Woke up this morning and my knee is feeling a bit tangy.
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When you are low on time and want to take a piss, a shit and a wank at the same time.
Damn I'm running late for work. Better have a Pishank to save time.
When a grown ass adult cracks it and stomps out of the room as if a toddler.
"Man Terry was pissed. He Toddler Stomped his ass right out the door"
When his balls are under his leg and his partner tries to climb over him but slips and lands their leg on top go his, crushing his balls.
I was trying to shimmy over my man last night but slipped and gave him a third party crushing.