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moving up and down your cock whilst aiming into the bowl with 1 finger up your arse and a weirdo face with massive smile and strange laugh also thinking about feet.
colin was a weird wanker, he liked the feeling of the finger in his rectum.
When you take time to set the scene before masturbating.
Arrange the sofa cushions, dim the lights, maybe put on some soft music (as long as it's not Chris De Burg) and pour a large glass of red wine - (probably not new world).
For added poshness, choose some porn that doesn't make you feel sickened the moment you've shot your load onto the balsam tissues.
My wife's away, so I'm going to take my time and stay in for a posh wank this evening.
When a nerd attempts to explain the inconsistencies in their favourite TV shows/films with supposedly 'common sense' conjecture based on non-canon material. Especially applicable to Science Fiction.
"Did you know that the Nova class science vessel was introduced to replace the Oberth class vessels in the 2360s?"
"Man, is that true?"
"Erm, don't really know. I think I made it up. Makes sense though. Wait, did I just have a fan wank?"
when you wank off a hooded figure OR have a wank wearing a hooded top.
i had a hood wank last night, now i'm all sticky
When one wanks poshly with the butler watching
I had a posh wank this morning it was splendid
The coolest dance move ever. It involves pulling your hands inward, to your hips (as if "wanking" with two seperate.. erm... parts) while simultaneously thrusting your pelvis outward (hence WANK and THRUST).
"Let's dance!"
"Alright! Do the wank and thrust! And wank, and thrust; and wank and thrust; and wank, and thrust...."