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yo did you see Chris got that job at goldman? Yeah bro, he's gonna be making that big daddy paper! He's for sure to start pulling some dimes now.
The act of being an absolute bafoon and an idiot or a dumbass whore who has no life and should just end it now.
Kevin was over there trying to pull the nails out of that board without a hammer what a paper chin
The wet paper towel is an annoying phrase in UK schools. Particularly middle and primary. That feeling when you tell your teacher to go call the nurse because you have got a really sore leg and the nurse just gives you a WET PAPER TOWEL and expects it to be better is just so unbelievable.
Miss can you call the nurse?
Nurse comes...
My leg hurts
Nurse gives wet paper towel. bye!!
Me in head: how tf...
A person who can't leave a toxic relationship and hurt themselves to make their partner love them
James: Have you heard that Tetra is in a Paper Alibis?
John: That's sad.
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National paper dart day-December 4
Let’s fill the ceiling!
Kids keep throwing paper darts in my ceiling.
an eighth of crack (rock), a stash of money (paper), and a pair of looseys (scissors). Basically just a few things to make yourself feel like you are top dog, either way you win. but if you have all three of these things simultaneously then you're the man 'round dis bitch...
i was asked if i wanted to go to dave and buster's with my friends i told dem no i gotta play rock, paper and scissors for the whole day dey didn't know wtf i was talkin bout so dey just said i was lame but when dey seen me smokin a couple newports wit da gwap in my pocket dey were da ones feeling like assholes.