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Absolutely bootiful person. Goldman is a gentleman who is looked upon as a role model in academics, fashion, sports and morals by everyone who surrounds him.
Aidan: Did you see that Goldman?
Marcus: Yeah, I wanna be just like him.
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The bad version of Platinumman. Is a dick, retarded, worthless, and gay as fuck for Spencer.
Nior: did you see that Goldman?
Avery: yeah he suck ass
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Term for a Grade A cunt. A character so suiting to cunt status that the word itself isn't enough and has to be replaced by Goldman.
He was being a grade A Goldman in the office today and the purchasing team were at the end of their tether. They couldn't fathom why they needed to purchase so many ant farms.
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The visual distortion occurring after working long hours in an all male environment. Makes every female appear attractive regardless of their actual appearance. Similar to beer goggles, but without the alcohol. Typically worn by an Investment Banker.
Banker: Bro, check your nine; that girl is smokin'
True Friend: Calm down brah, you're just wearing the Goldman Goggles
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Elitist investment bank that takes great pride in recruiting analyst only from Ivy League schools (in the United States, of course).
Mark: Hey Boris, I am about to graduate with a 4.0 GPA from a southern liberal arts college, I also have received a Nobel prize nomination! Furthermore, my father is a Nobel Laureate. I feel like applying for a job at Goldman Sachs in New York, do you think I have a chance?
Boris: I believe you're more than qualified, go for it!
Goldman Sachs Recruiter: Dear Mark, I regret to inform you that although you have some minor scholastic and personal achievements, you are not pedigreed like we are. Please stay away from us, do not call us, write us, or mention our name in vain. Thank you for your interest in our firm. Mr Recruiter
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Also known as Red Emma, anarcho-feminist.
Emma goldman's thoughts about patriotism;
"...Patriotism assumes that our globe is divided into little spots, each one surrounded by an iron gate. Those who have had the fortune of being born on some particular spot, consider themselves better, nobler, grander, more intelligent than the living beings inhabiting any other spot. It is, therefore, the duty of everyone living on that chosen spot to fight, kill, and die in the attempt to impose his superiority upon all the others.
The inhabitants of the other spots reason in like manner, of course, with the result that, from early infancy, the mind of the child is poisoned with bloodcurdling stories about the Germans, the French, the Italians, Russians, etc. When the child has reached manhood, he is thoroughly saturated with the belief that he is chosen by the Lord himself to defend his country against the attack or invasion of any foreigner. It is for that purpose that we are clamoring for a greater army and navy, more battleships and ammunition. It is for that purpose that America has within a short time spent four hundred million dollars. Just think of it - four hundred million dollars taken from the produce of the people..."
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Bennett Goldman is a awesome person who as many friends and has a youtube channel which is youtube.com/bennettgoldman on their he post vlogs and challenges. He is also like by many and is a comedian.
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