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When your drunk buddy goes down to Naples, FL and picks up a 57 year old devorcee to her $1mm+ home and you throw up in her master bathroom and ruin the planned three sim and then just the eat her out the rest of the night.
Hey Andy took that GIILF back to Pelican Bay and gave her the bearded squid.
When you are hunting for a fuckboy in a midwest state.
"Drop me off at this dive karaoke bar in Denver; I'm going beard diving."
The lady with the beard from Spaceballs.
She's 7 feet tall and has an Adam's apple and a beard. That happens all the time where she's from. What are you one one of the freaks? Why are you asking about the bearded lady?
When a woman gives head to a man( a man with rather large amounts of public hair), as the man shaves the hair all over her face. The man then ejaculates on the woman’s chin, making the hair stick.
Man 1: Last night I gave my girl a bearded lady.
Man 2: Haha, how’d she react?
Man 1: We aren’t dating anymore.
On December 23, the barber shops are free for ugly beards.
Happy National Ugly Beard Day!
A chill yet a fearful hunter.
Will kill any insect if hungry.
Don't think that you can catch a wild one cause they will run up your leg in 5 seconds.
Will comment suicide if near a ledge, or is on a bed, please watch out for any thing that is very high for a small fella like him/her.
JESUS THE BEARDED DRAGON IS ON MY LEG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
OH DEAR GOD HE JUMPED! (said the owner)
RUN AWAY HE'S SO FAST!
When you are uncircumcised and you pull out all the way and she queefs, blowing up your foreskin. Leaving your uncircumcised member looking like a bearded dragon.
“My wife queefed so hard last night she gave me a bearded dragon, and then I gave it right back to her!”