The art of doing absolutely nothing for the entire day on a bed or couch, without worry of uncompleted tasks or prior obligations.
“Sorry Jerry, I'm not going to make it today. I feel like chodeing."
“Bombay has been chodeing all day!"
Partner: "what are we doing today?"
You: "we're chodeing"
The act of smooshing your penis till desired girth
Chodeing ex: Leo told Kai his cock was skinny he should chode “the penis is squeezed till it gets thicker”
when a man waits for his jizz to glaze over his chode and then has a women lick it off
brett: hey spencer check it out im chode glazing
spencer: sick dude can i taste it!
When one uses his or her chode to blow a load on a face or pussy ass; a very powerful heavy load.
Kyle was preparing to unload a legendary chode plaster unto the face of Austin when his mother entered the line of fire.....
Something having the characteristics, or appearance of, a chode.
I was out last night and saw this guy who was quite chode-like.
A penis with unparalleled size and girth, classified by at least a 5:1 width to length ratio. Giga chodes often come with a 10+ inch length with a tip that is exceedingly larger than what it should appear to be.
No woman can handle the Giga Chode