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A Christmas pudding is formed when one defecates in a large mound, resembling a pudding, before ejaculating upon it, resembling the icing.
Oh Wow, Barry just left a Christmas pudding on the floor for me to see!
the day before christmas, normally named christmas eve, but is infact a celebration of the oldest member of one directions birthday and nothing more
dude its christmas eve!
i didnt know you were a louis tomlinson fan!
Motoring behind an amply lit 18-wheeler
Jake! How did you get here so fast?
Once on the highway, I just kept following the Christmas tree.
Buying your Christmas presents the day before christmas
He’s doing Christmas chicken this year.
The Amazing Christmas album by Twisted Sister released in 2006 which was the 6th studio album, consisting of, 'Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas', 'Oh Come all ye Faithful' (to the music of we're not gonna take it), 'Silver bells', 'Deck the halls', 'I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus', 'white Christmas', 'I'll be home for Christmas', 'let it snow, let it snow, let it snow', 'The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire)', 'Heavy Metal Christmas (the twelve days of Christmas)', and 'We Wish You a Twisted Christmas'
Someone: "Whats your favorite Christmas album?"
Me: "Hmm I would have to say, 'A Twisted Christmas' by Twisted Sister
An act of shaking with extreme force or violence, similar to how a nun shakes her bootay on Christmas.
You should have seen my friend Wes at prom last night, he was Shaking like a nun on Christmas.
May 13 of every year where me celebrate cows dying
T:happy national Christmas
H: happy national Christmas to you too