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When a couple engages in vag-sex sporadically in public, and the guy blows his load in her, and they just get up and walk away like nothing ever happened, and the receiver doesn't have time to clean the mess inside her, and it dries up and gets all crusty.
"So I just cleaned up my Krusty Cream Doughnut from when my husband did me in the car right before we went into my mom's house for dinner."
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A sexual act similar to felching that requires breast milk instead of semen.
"We need to come up with a new sex fetish."
"How about something involving breast milk?"
"You mean like squirting it up someone's ass, then sucking it back out?"
"So... Hot ice cream?"
"YES!"
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Ejaculating into the top of a black women's ass and letting it drip down her asscrack.
Dude Beyonce is so fine brah I wish i could tap that ass and then give her and "Ice Cream Sandwhich"
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When two gay black dudes both skeet on each-others torsos, then keep going, smearing the cream between themselves until it gets cold and sticky, resembling the black cookies with ice cream in the middle.
Gay black guy 1: So what do you wanna do tonight?
Gay black guy 2: Lets try an ice cream sandwich.
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a delicious treat that comes in either holeless doughnut form or pie form, it consists of a slightly sweet breadlike substance topped with chocolate cream and filled with a custard
I got a boston cream pie at dunkin' donuts then got smashed a pie like boston cream pie on your mom's face
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A white woman with dyed red hair who's carpet doesn't match her drapes ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
Example 1-
Guy: so, does the carpet match the drapes?
Girl: no?
Guy: nice, like Neapolitan ice cream *points and winks*
Example 2-
Guy 1 : I banged this redhead last night but her bush was brown, I call that shit neapolitan ice cream.
Guy 2: damn bro, that's clever
A type of orgy were 8 or more men try to cum in one vagina at the same time.
India " I was having a louisiana cream pie with the baseball team last night ".