jackson. a very basic, short-ish and athletic ish type of creature. he has MAJOR commitment issues and will leave on read anytime he could. don’t trust that any type of romantic relationship will last long with him. it will most likely end quickly and he’ll come back again just to start an even shorter relationship then before, with a very bland excuse on why he broke up with you. don’t get me wrong he’s a very good friend, and is always there for you. just don’t get fooled.
“i’m dating jackson.”
“break up with him.”
Is a dumbass that has a crush on Paul and is hard
Girl: hey
Jackson: shut up I like dudes
Jackson is a nice guy with a good personality, but unfortunately he is hung like a hamster and is not tall enough to get on the big kid rides at the fairgrounds
Jackson you’re a great guy you are just not my type
Jacksons are usually dudes with hella lot of pimples(wash your damn hair), but that's just my experience. A Jackson is usually a dick, he says a LOT of your mom jokes, but you will get used to it.... He is also a procrastinator and doesn't mind getting shitty grades. Also makes a lot of whale noises which he claims is god tier but it isn't, he sounds like he is gong through puberty but this time he has frog in his throat and its much worse. Did I also mention he's a dick?, yea maybe.
A little bitch. Will turn your back on you if you don't say anything first.
- Probably has a micro penis.
- Annoying
- J names dude
- An incel
boom.
person 1: oh is that jack (jackson)?
person 2: oh yeah, fuck him.
My best friend one of the best people know
Omg I love Jackson he’s the best
jackson is a slow ass bitch and will never touch boobs jackson cannot fight for shit and he bout ugly asfk
“jackson your ugly asfk”
“jackson your never touching boobs dude”