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A process in which the future of a relationship can be determined by the 3 follwoing lines.
1. I'll call you- You are a fuckhead and trust me, you'll never hear from me again.
2. Let's do lunch- I want to test the waters some more before I jump in with you.
3.Let's do sushi- Means either a) I like sashimi a lot, or b) I want you to fuck me until your cock bleeds in the near future cause you're that incredible.
That girl just wanted to do lunch, what a fucking bitch!
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To make a banana split sunday using your chode (short fat weiner) instead of a banana.
I thought it would be funny to put whipped cream on my wang and present it to this ho bag as my chode a la mode, but she was lactose intollerant and did not pig out on it.
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the name for mainly the american mafia, also other offshore italian based mafia organizations, aswell as the huddersfield mafia in england known as the tetsuo family.
the tetsuo family / genovese family are examples of la cosa nostra.
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LACW was established in 2006 and since then has been serving the greater Los Angeles area. LACW is a company committed and dedicated to serving all IT needs.
The only company which was able to fix my computer was LA Computer World.
LA Computer World guarantees to fix your computer at the lowest price and if they can't, they wont charge you a dime!
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(Spanish) The literal translation is "stop the gayness," although the term is not always directed at ones sexual orientation, rather it is usually directed at someone's specific actions that could be interpreted as feminine; however it is not always directed specifically at feminine actions or mannerisms, it could also be directed at stupidity.
See also: mariconeria
David: *Enters bathroom*
Jose: Hey man, deja la mariconeria!
David: Sorry I didn't know you were in there man!
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A big giant mythical kant (cunt).
I got fired today - boss is such a chupa-kant-la!
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What white girls say when leaving an Italian restaurant.
"Thank you for your service. We hope you enjoyed."
"Pasta la vista!"
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