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Throwing shaved pubes onto someone while they're in the shower so they they stick to their face like a scraggly beard.
Helen made me sleep on the couch last night after giving her a Mexican beard before her big meeting with her boss.
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A homosexual four-way involving two Mexican men on the outside, and a black guy and a white guy in between.
Dude. Juan and Pedro had a Mexican S'more for dessert last night. If you know what I mean.
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this is when you interrupt doggy-style anal coitus and replace your penis with a bottle of hot sauce. thus, a mexican fireplace is in essence a hot sauce enema.
Last Monday, Mary begged for the mexican fireplace.
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When you poke a hole in a random condom in the store and wait until someone accidentally get pregnant
"well, i cant blaim u, whenever im in cvs i like to go to the family planning isle and play a little Mexican roulette myself"
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Having intercourse on Halloween, and/or doing so while wearing costumes.
"Dude, i Just engaged in a Mexican Halloween with this random chick. I was Ace Ventura and she was Wonder Woman or some shit."
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The mexican truffle is a horid birth defect where the baby is born with a tattoo of Ricky Martin on his/her right chest and another of corn on the cobb located on the left buttocks. There is also the random convulsions and seizures of the crotch area. This is usually the result of a very outgoing mother who enjoys crappy music and eats la comida de mexicana 13 to 15 times a day...THIS CAN HAPPEN TO ANYBODY even YOU! you have been warned...take notice and stay in school
Tommy Boy: Dude your crotch is vibrating terribly man!
Ryda Roo: Yeah it does that from time to time, i just kinda let it do its thing..I got mexican truffle y'know..
Chrissy from Guam: You get that too!?!?
Ryder Roo: hells yeah!!
Tom,Ryder,Chrissy,Jesus: YES!!! *high five*
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When a man ejaculates on a woman's breasts and, at the same time, he diarrhea shits on her belly.
I was straight raw-doggin this girl and I just had to Mexican waterfall her.
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