A phrase someone tells you when you're not thinking clearly or acting right. get your head straight, straighten up, act right, get it together, focus, wake up, straighten out, fall apart, act out, screw up, mess up, misbehave, disorganized, discombobulated, confused
C'mon man, get your head right! That's the fifth free throw you missed this game.
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An expression uttered subsequent to an unforeseen response; used in a joking sense; can carry a sarcastic tone; usually accompanied by a dramatic step back from the person; although it carries a question mark it doesn't require an answer.
Husband: "Hey sweetie... you in the mood for some lovin?"
Wife: "Are you serious right now?!"
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When you need to take a crap and you let out a fart that smells exactly like crap.
ooh. That one smells, it's a turd honking for the right of way.
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To get one's affairs in order.
Wait 'til I get my money right. -Kanye West
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Any one of a number of fantastical presuppositions promulgated by the fanatical neo-con religious right in an effort to avoid honest conversation about the issues in favor of fear-mongering and disinformation of the masses. Bitches.
i.e. Trickle-down economics, USA-PATRIOT Act, Intelligent Design, survived aborted fetus, Axis of Evil, Vice President Sarah Palin, etc.
"What about the growing threat of survived aborted fetuses?"
"Like you, you brain-dead moron? Everyone knows that's just a right-wing fairy tale."
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1) this is said when someone has no intention of doing anything about the matter at hand.
2) I don't know how to say it to your face, but... Fuck You
Pat: Hey man, you need to get on facebook.
Micah: Yeah, I'll get right on that.
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To go up to your enemy in a club and bang their left cheek, right cheek. Then as they are collapsing you give them a big old headbut (nut). DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES EJACULATE (nut) ON THEM (whilst conscious).
Sam : Hey Franklin!
Franklin : Oh hey Sam!
Sam : Where's that money you owe me?
Franklin : Fuck your money.
Sam : *Performs Left Right Goodnight, Nut whilst shouting* Left Right Goodnight, Nut.
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