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To jack off, masturbate.
Stacy: What are you doing tonight?
Mark: I think I'm going to do a guy thing.
Yeah, what does it look like I'm doing you anthill-fucking animal?
Idiot "Do the thing you said you were going to do!"
Hym "What about that do you think would NOT be an involved process? I'm doing it bitch. Relax. Are you going to do it? No. You suck. You want me to do it faster, skip to the end. You see how it's all about subordinating me to your whim? You see how that works?"
The meeting spot of all meeting spots in NUI Galway. Located between the Library and Concourse, no one knows exactly what it is or what it’s there for. But without it, first year arts students would forever roam the campus, lost to time.
Student 1: Well lad where’s the handiest spot to meet?
Student 2: The big yellow thing sure
The way 2020 has pretty much ended
The number 20 as just unluckiest
The thing 20,
20 years from now, do you remember what happened in 2020, yeahhhh the thing 20
it was supposed to be a dictionary for words but become a mindless shitty thing for jokes and sexual stuff and more.
tommy: MAMA
mom:kid why u cry
tommy:URBAN DICTONI
mom:fuck u
tommy: why is urban dictionary a thing
You are basically seeing each other it’s when the guy doesn’t want to admit it to his friends that’s he’s seeing an absolute slaper so he just tells them “we are seeing how things go”
Jim “so what’s happening with you and Amy”
Jack “nothing we are seeing how things go”
My boyfriend. He is so cute and adorable and I just love him so much. You can't be mad at him.
My boyfriend is the cutest thing ever cute