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vinyl player

21st century term used by hipsters and Prime Ministers meaning record-player or turntable. For reasons known only to themselves, vinyls is the word used by hipsters when what they mean to say is records.

I've set up a vinyl player at the Lodge and that is a good thing. I have one there and it's added ambience at the Lodge. And the good news is that you're at a little bit of a distance from the neighbours. So when appropriate, you can turn it up loud. Prime Minister Anthony Albanese on ABC Radio, August 2022

by lunarchick August 5, 2022


The Scared Player

There is a normal day you go to school

A few years later when u finished collage You go to work but then..
You see a Strange kid that isn't normal
It looks strange more like it isn't a kid
Something strange happened!
U look to the employees and u see that they aren't there anymore
Everything Goes Dark And the only thing u can see is Nothing IT IS JUST DARK
And Then That kid Gets close to you and then You wake up from ur bed
"Oof, That was a dream" *sigh*
Then You look outside Wait... Why is everything Dark
"uhhh was that a dream or was it real?|
*You Contact Your Friend*
"Hey Dude, There is something weird happening"
"I know dude" Your friend said
"Oh Dude btw there is something under my be-" *Beep* He disconnects
"uhh Dude, You there....???"
"I CAN SEE YOU" Some strange voice You hear
You Run and Run Screaming for Help but no one is there to save you
You look behind AND THERE IS SOMETHING RUNNING TO YOU
*You Run As fast as you can*
*You get blocked with a wall*
"I guess this is the end"
*Wakes Up Again*
"wait what"
"this is strange"
"You go outside and everything is fine"
"oh that was a dream"
You look behind you and then you are gone

The End

Someone Who is scared from something
"The Scared Player"

by Rainyar April 23, 2022


The best match player

Sam is the best

Sam is the best match player

by $4m November 13, 2018


The best match player

Sam

Sam is the best match player

by $4m November 13, 2018


mickey mouse player

Somebody that is absolutely terrible at league of legends.

Pak: The teams are fucking unbalanced.
Will: Wait why?
Pak: We have 3 mickey mouse players and they only have 1

by Affrodisiac June 6, 2022


player food

a naive person who doesn't manage their energy well, giving it away to players who only use them for their life force.

"That girl is so broken, she's player food and doesn't even know it."

by psy chic May 13, 2015


roxbot player

shaun

shaun is a pro roxbot player, no life

by hood waifu August 16, 2021