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A huge time waster that has no point cause you could just make a god damn game in scratch
Guy 1: Hey Are You Coding?
Guy 2: No Im Wasting Time!
When a teammate is taking a first person shooter videogame too seriously and they become unnecessarily mad and impatient with someone on the same team.
From the popular Call Of Duty games where everyone screams at eachother in lobby.
Example 1
"Dude, you suck at this game, I'm so much better than you!"
"You're CODing out right now dude, relax."
Example 2
"You're stealing all my kills, I bet you're cheating!"
"Quit CODing, we're on the same team."
when someone’s heart rate is plummeting and they are going to die without help
When you start writing a code and find yourself overusing conditional/if statements inefficiently, making your code long, messy and unreadable. This strategy is often used by people new to coding, or people that have not planned out how they will write their program. In addition to spamming if statements, if-coders also often do not follow the rules of object oriented programming. They will often only have one class file and will include all of the code for the objects they could have made in that class, resulting in a (very) long code that is hard to read and hard to expand off of, which often leads to code abandonment.
Example 1*
Person 1: Last night I was making a pretty cool game, but I found myself if-coding, and I had to abandon it.
Person 2: Oh wow that's gotta suck.
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Example 2*
New Coder: Hey check out this cool game I made!
Experienced Coder: This is a big piece of if-code. Your game sucks.
New Coder: Well my mom thought it was pretty cool...
Anyone who watches minecraft porn, and anyone who witnesses it, shall cleanse their eyes with the Holiest of water.
Joshua: "Bret, what the fuck are you doing watching minecraft porn?"
Bret: "I have no fucking clue what you're talking about"
Joshua: "You've broken Bro Code #999, now I shall cleanse my eyes with holy water."
Sam's always help each other it's what they do.
Hey could you help me move this couch?
Why would I do that?
The Code of the Sam's! We're both named Sam! It's what we do!