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1. An interception machine at who starts at Quarterback, used by inept coaches to give opposing teams easy wins. Counterproductive offensive item who currently screws over the University of South Florida.
2. A quarterback with little to no skill at the position, recruited correctly by most schools as a wide receiver or running back, but given a QB scholarship by a stupid school.
1. Football Fan #1 - Man, look at that QB throwing balls to the opposing players like they are his receivers.
USF Fan #2 - You think that is bad, you haven't seen BJ Daniels play.
2. FSU Fan - Man that BJ Daniels would have made a good Running back for the 'Noles
USF Fan - Did you know that he plays QB for us?
FSU Fan - LoL sorry to hear mate, didn't know he could even throw
USF Fan - He can, just to other cornerbacks and safeties.
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1. That guy on Stargate SG-1 that was all "Oh I'm too important for this show" so he quit but then he came crawling back.
2. That guy that makes Xie piss his pants laughing
"Blha blah blah blah blah, Daniel Jackson" - Teal'c
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Windymermaid beliver and strong gambling adiction
Daniel Ward69 a horse
He is a rare friend, very outgoing, and the if-you're-not-here-the-party-is-not-going-to-start-type-of-guy.
Nobody best knows how to shift moods better than him; he's a pro. But when it comes to love, he'll love you with everything he has. He hand-picks his friends and always has a weird smile on.
When he decides to give you space, sorry darling, but you're not getting him back like before.
Do yourself a good deed and go get yourself a Daniel Okorie.
A long toed creature who resembles Steve from minecraft. He will steal your bestfriend, take them to the zoo, and feed them to gorillas. He is also a slut shamer.
Daniel's Toes, if you are reading this please stop using your instagram story as a hockey highlights account. And please send more goldfish to yours truly. If you don't then I will feed you to the gorillas.
I kid who makes really funny jokes / big joker
Look it’s Daniel zoo choosing to make jokes