Shit cuff

The act of accidentally getting faecal matter on ones shirt cuff during the process of wiping.

Oh fuck, I have a meeting in 10 mins and have just given myself a shit cuff. Does anyone have a spare shirt?

shit hopper

a colostomy bag from which shit drains out of a hole in the side and into a bag (your shit chute is also surgically closed)

Did you get a load of michelles shit hopper? I think elliot popped it when they were fucking, there is shit EVERYWHERE!!!!

ape shit

To flip out on someone or go crazy.

Sally went ape shit when I pulled it out of her ass and hit her in the face with it.

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get shit on

Said to someone who has just experienced some kind of misfortune.

Guy1: My therapist says I'm depressed and I need positive reinforcement so I don't kill myself.

Guy2: Get shit on.

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Shit and Roses

A short version of the saying 'I fall into shit and come out smelling of roses'

Sammy: 'How did you get away with not doing that work?!'
Jimmy: 'Shit and roses mate'

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Not Doing Shit

Not doing anything or not doing anything important.

Andy: Hey, what's up?
Jake: I'm not doing shit.
Andy: Oh, same here.

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Ain't Shit

Will never amount to anything based upon present actions

Keosha Just Did That Boy Wrong She Ain't Shit

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