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A sexually arousing fantasy that is bound not to ever occur.
Dude, last night I had a pipe wet dream about me, Jessica Alba, Carmen Electra, Pamela Anderson and Katie Price doing sex all night long.
a person that is a pipe janitor is just plumber
hey its me the pipe janitor boss
To squeeze ones glutes in a way that redirects the force of a fart around the genitals and out of the front of the body.
By front piping my regal coin purse and harnessing the power within my rectum, I forced the marooned vessel from a most assured doom upon the partially submerged iceberg.
The arms of someone who plays video games all day.
Check out the nerd pipes on that gamer! How does he hold up a sandwich?
The arms of someone who plays video games all day.
Check out the nerd pipes on that gamer! How does he hold up a sandwich?
Before you go out to a singles bar masturbate before you get a piece of ass, this would prolong the experience for her and save you the embarrassment of not going a long time with her.
Dude - " Hey Johnny let's go out to the Juke Joint what do you say?" Johnny- "I'm down with that but you know I got to Prime the pipe first there bro"! yeah right like he is going to tell his friend that he is going to jack off.