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the act of lubing your condum with icy-hot then fucking the bitch till she thinks she has gonneria
Joe mommas gotta hot pocket
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the act of checking you are ready to go out and you have all the esesntials in your pocket or another safe area(wallet, gum, condom, cell phone, etc.)
Shit! I didn't take a pocket check before the party!
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When your front pockets are full of stuff because you decide not to carry a purse. Lesbians don't carry purses so their pockets are usually very bulgy.
I'm not going to bring a purse out, I'll just rock the lesbian pockets tonight
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A situation where you are trapped in someone else dirty air. The phrase comes from the direct Afrikaans translation of “poepsak” pronounced “poop suck”
Example – When you climb on a packed Tube where someone has just climbed off but farted before disembarking leaving their fart behind trapped in the crowd leaving you to bear the full brunt of having to enhale the smell and not being able to do anything about it. The same as you can be walking down a busy street like Oxford street and while you are happily walking along, you will enter a “fart pocket” but unlike the tube you are able to escape this quite quickly by speeding up into the fresh air.
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a unit of measure roughly equal to 2 minutes. derived from the time it takes to cook a Hot Pocket in a microwave.
It took him three hot pockets to finish reading his email
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