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tosh pot

A old British word for stupid ,ass ,idiot , pice of shit,dick head and fucker. I believe :)

Your the biggest TOSH POT i ever knew.

by Ilovedracotothemoonandback November 16, 2020


Pot points

Money that you make, save, and spend, only for pot(marijuana)

Person 1: man I've been selling all my shoes just to cop some pot points, I'm all dry!
Person 2: same brother I know the feelin'

by Richard the dude May 17, 2017


Pot Toast

A simple recipe I made up while quite stoned in my kitchen with little to cook with.

Items Needed:
Bread
Toaster
French Dressing
Butter
3 Cheese Blend Shredded Cheese
Oven/Microwave

Preperation:
(If using oven) Preheast oven to 375*
Take bread out of bread bag
Take other ingredients of of refrigerator
Place all items on table or counter

Directions:
Lightly toast bread on low setting or otherwise preferred toaster setting
Take toast out
Lightly or heavily spread butter on toast
Sprinkle cheese heavily on toast
Place toast in oven or microwave untill cheese is melted
Take out of oven
Drizzle dressing on finished product

Serve with salsa and chips or Cheetos

Hey Amanda, I made something up that sounds gross but tastes dank as hell. I call it 'Pot Toast'. Totally meta! Want some?

by KeepOnTruckinMaryJane March 7, 2011


Irish Pot of Gold

When you pee in someone’s mouth while your pee makes a rainbow effect and the person’s mouth acts like the pot of gold.

He was getting me mad so I gave him an Irish pot of gold.

by Arisstonn April 3, 2024


Robert's Gumbo Pot

When a man shits in a Gumbo Pot and throws it in a body of water.

Hunter: Dad did you really just shit in that Gumbo pot?
Robert: yes I had to let it loose like that other time in target.
Hunter: Mom don't use that because that's Robert's Gumbo Pot.

by Ethyn_Bordelon69420 April 16, 2024

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Potting plants

Getting cummed in

Man i put a really nice plant in her pot;
Im potting plants

by Laret December 11, 2017


Mucky Yoghurt Pot

A dirty old vagina

Eerrrrgghh!! I saw a mucky yoghurt pot in the swimming pool.

by Dr Jewskin83 August 9, 2017