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One of the most sexualized ships in existence, this ship is overrated to the point where it's become annoying.
person 1: "hey dad, i ship and sexualize Herb Cookie X Sparkling Cookie, i hope you don't mi--"
dad: *goes to get the milk*
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When, during sexual intercourse, the man shits into his hands and divides his shit into two seperate patties. Then, after pulling out of the woman's vagina, he will cum, and catch it between the two clumps of shit. Then, the man will proceed to feed this newly made "sandwich" to his female partner.
"Oh man, I fed Jess an oreo cookie last night and she gobbled that shit up like it was thanksgiving turkey!"
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performing the act of intercourse in the missionary position
also known as, sex, fucking, screwing, making love, getting your freak on
cookie crisping it all night long.
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To perform oral on a male (blowjob) while using your teeth.
My girlfriend pulled me into the gas station bathroom and gave my a cookie cutter.
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A fable character in the kids show "Sesame Street". Where his addiction of crack was substituted with cookies, he was former wanted criminal by the name of "Blue Hairy Balls" or his infamous one "The Cookie Raper". On his career as actor he was charged with assult when he struck Big Bird head with a sock full of quaters because he wanted his oreo cookies saying "ME WANTS HIS COOKIES".
Mom is in the kitchen.
Older kid: "Mom, why is Kenny crying
Mother: "Because KiKi hit his head with a toy for his cookies.
Older Kid: "Cookie Monster. No More Sesame Street for you".
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a guy who looks/act/smells/what have you like an emo person. He also will have multiple relationships which are oddly similar to one another. These relationships are referred to as "cookie cutter relationships". They like to talk like they're getting really serious with you really fast, although really they love no one but themselves. This guy typically has really bad emo hair, frizzy and badly dyed black. He often will say I love you within weeks of dating you, and cause you and your friends to fight.
His name is often Todd, Chad, Ben, Josh, or Tom.*
These boys probably cut themselves for attention and try to act and claim to be antisocial, but secretly yearn for conversation and drama on a constant basis.
* does not mean all boys with this name are cookie cutters.
**1 1/2 weeks into a relationship between nikki and todd**
Brianna:: dump him already! Todd is such a cookie cutter!
Nikki:: don't make fun of him! He loves me!
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An over-weight individual who overindulges in food, particularly sweets and pastries.
"No way I'm inviting that fucking cookie monster over again, bitch ate all my pop tarts last time!"
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