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Better known as a corn dog, a delicious lunch food consisting of a hotdog coated in corn batter and fried.
(lunch time at an east coast public highschool"
Joan: swank! I got a Golden Paradise for lunch!
Sam: Lame -- that corn dog will kill you.
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The bat your wife keeps deep in the back of the closet,when you come back home after being caught cheating,she will take it out from time to time and beat you with it,this life of bat is intefinate
A magical bat you wife takes out at any time to beat you over past actions, Hence the golden bat
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When a woman gets pregnant by a rich baby daddy, who wants to marry her. She never has to work again. The baby is the Golden Ticket to retirement.
Phoebe got knocked up by Mr Big, and he brought her a t-shirt that says Golden Ticket with an arrow pointing to her stomach, as a joke to his Wall Street friends
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To be urinated on by seven or more men which then scream hello in your face until you cry golden tears of joy
GOLDEN HELLO GOLDEN HELLO FFS GOLDEN HELLO *cries*
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When two gay males are having anal sex and the pitcher cums in the takers ass and then the pitcher pisses in the takers ass to clean out all the cum out of the ass hole.
"Hey Dave can i give you a Golden Larkin?" "Yea Joe i want that so bad i want my ass hole clean."
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The word given to a gold/yellow colour ford.
" Yeah mate il go grab the golden lambo "
"Kurto grab the car , what ? the golden lambo "
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When your boy friend pisses on your umbrella and you jump off the roof with it on to a massive dildo.
Dave didn't make it to the golf tournament today, he suffered a broken leg from performing a Golden Parachute last night.
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