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Instead of two in the pink on in the stink its two in the stink one in the pink
He gott her wit the supriser o shit son
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“Kinder” is most commonly used regarding a male’s package/genitalia.It can also be used regarding women genitalia.
When you meet someone new and have not seen the “kinder” before. You know you are getting your "sweet fix"... but what the prize is;is unknown until you unwrap the foil.
Can be used in phrases such as:
Girl 1: “I made out with a new guy hard core last night”
Girl 2: “Ohh ya… how was that?Did you check out his Kinder (aka Kinder Surprise)?”
Girl 1: “Dam yes, and it was an awesome surprise..I wish I could take a picture and place it on the top of my computer”
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When two men spread each other's ass cheeks while one is sucking the other off.
Hey babe, we should do the Double Dog Wide Surprise tonight.
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It's when you give someone a tea bag and a hoagie slap at the same time.
I woke up my drunk buddy with a Barry Manilow surprise.
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When a person puts a peanut filled balloon in their anal cavity and squeezes the peanut butter out in a projectile fashion into another person face.
do you know that girl Cindy? i heard she gives the best peanut butter butt boom surprises. i just want to get a really creamy peanut butter butt boom surprise.
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Leaving a green colored bowel movement in the toilet for some one to find on St. Patrick's Day
It was after lunch time on St. Patrick's Day, I rolled into the men's room only to find out some one left me a St. Patrick's Day surprise.
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you and a partner go to africa and get a monkey. when you get horny for eachother , take the monkey and disect its testicals from its body. the male can cover the nuts with his spirm and the female can suck it up her ass and shit it back out when its ready. when it comes out it will look like a dirt monkey nut sperm surprise.
i like the dirty monkey nut sperm surprise
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