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Pictures of "THE BOAT" belonging to that obnoxious guy at the office who can't stop obsessing about when he'll be able to sail off into the sunset. For Christsakes, he must whack off to the stuff at night as much as he drools over it. WTF is it with this guy???
Dude! Quit looking at boat porn and get the F back to work!
" Oh that boat porn is just not right! What the hell are you doing?.....EWWWWWW!"
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A specific style of porn -- almost always existing as stag films and isolated porn clips -- that begins as a gangbang of multiple men and one woman, but eventually phases out the woman's role and devolves into male gay porn. The term "sailor porn" is used as a descriptor because of the perception that a large number of men in the Navy are homosexual.
I once found this old porn tape at my uncle's, and it had these four guys fucking one girl, but then the girl was gone and it went on with just the guys for like, twenty minutes. I asked my friend about it years later, and he said, "Oh, that was sailor porn!"
Man, this place is such a sausage fest. I don't even want to hit on the one hot chick here because I'm worried this'll turn into some serious sailor porn after too much vodka
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pictures, videos, or writings of weapons, equipment, and/or vehicles that stimulate that feeling of being high speed or bad ass.
"hey look at this soldier porn I found about the new camo coming out!"
"my favorite soldier porn is $hit getting shot up by the .50 cal."
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Like a bar crawl, but rather than visiting lots of alcohol outlets, you visit lots of porn websites.
Guy 1: "Hey did you see those Miley Cyrus pictures?"
Guy 2: "No I haven't"
Guy 1: "Yeah I saw them last night on a Porn Crawl"
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Urination porn is a type of pornography that usually features a woman standing up as the male fucks her and peeing on him or just plain peeing on him with no fucking or just plain peeing on noone.
"Hey, man, that's some nasty urination porn you've got there!!!
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When somone texts you to give them pornstar worthy pictures. Something Matt does alot.
Matt so was porn texting me the other night!
So I think I am going to porn text her later.
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When a dirty male female watched a donkey rideing some skanky old woman like a village bike!!
Niamh!?!? wats this you watching DONKEY PORN eeehhhh uhhhhh ehhhh uhhhhh
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