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A dead genius billionaire playboy. Or just a real pain up the ### to Captain America. Team Cap oh what that was 3 years ago nevermind.
And I am Iron Man! *Snap*
A female man in a plastic suit
Me: Oh my god, it's iron man!
Mom: Some idiot there in a costume is trying to save people son!
having sex with your woman/man while wearing pots, pans, and other various metal accessories so they crash together like a drum, also recommended is using the robotic voice
the hottest male marvel character played by the hottest male
rdj
what’s your favorite marvel movie? iron man fs! stark industries is so cool
Men with crippling addictions to wrapping themselves up in tin foil, iron, or anything metal related. They then go around pretending they are a Marvel Superhero.
Person 1 “ Yo dude i’m so happy we went up to the beach today”
Person 2 “ I know sa- HOLY SHIT ITS AN IRON MAN