Grumpy Banana

When someone is being generally unpleasant to be around for no good reason. Commonly used to cheer up the banana in question

Roxanne! Dont be a grumpy banana! We can just go to the store and get more orange jello!

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Yellow banana

A secret code word for Japan. Usually used when someone is referencing japan but doesn’t want to say it.

“Yellow banana” are idiots. Or I love “Yellow banana”.

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the tit's bananas

a person, place, thing, or idea that is awesome as hell and you want everyone to know it. it could be something or someone you saw, or a crazy idea that you think is really funny or actually cool.

did you see those two girls at the atm machine? yeah bro, they are the tit's bananas!

yo dude, there is gonna be a 2 hour special on cats in a few minutes. THIS IS GONNA BE THE TIT'S BANANAS.

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banana scrub

the act of an Asian giving a hand job. when the male ejaculates she takes the cum and puts it on the sponge and washes herself with the cum sponge.

"yo dude m GF gave me a banana scrub last night"

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Fried Banana

Fried Banana: (sexual act) When you're fu*king a girl from behind, pull out and cum on her ass as she farts and you light it!!! "KABOOOM! The Fried Banana!!!"

"Hey you remember that chick Shirley from the laundromat last week? Yeah well I took her home and gave her the Fried Banana!!" -some douche

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banana feet

When you put your shoes on backwards you have banana feet!

"Left foot, right shoe... banana feet!"

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Banana Horse

A human male phallus. A penis. A variation of the oft-used "Baloney Pony".

Greg: "Hey man, how's it going with that chick you met at the bar a few weeks back?"

Theo: "Solid. I've been on three dates with her. I'm thinking by the next one, I can get her to take a wild ride on the ol' banana horse."

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