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Hi random person

a word which makes no sense at all.

HI random person is murdering their friend

by hello person I do NO February 28, 2022


The Cutest Person in Existence

Talia is the cutest person in existence. She’s so precious and tiny. No one can convince me otherwise, not even Talia herself.

Naomi: Talia was soo cute today

Bull: I know right? She must be The Cutest Person in Existence

Talia: I’MNOTCUTE-

by bull_loafs_talia April 28, 2020


the person you punch

the person you punch is next to you

the person you punch is next to you

by ryan vorvory June 04, 2019


Monkey in a person suit

A person of sub par intelligence, to the extent that you have to assume they are merely a non-hominoid simian who has somehow aquired a human shaped, halloween costume.

Paris Hilton is a monkey in a person suit. Hell you can see the zip.

by Elburno October 03, 2011


personal high five

a gesture of congratulation or celebration in which a person slaps their raised palms together in the absence of a friend to share an exciting moment with.

Chuck landed a big promotion but couldn't tell co-workers so he settled for a personal high five.

by JGun March 09, 2011


day of personal excellence

a planned day off work for no other reason than to have a day off work; often with little or no agenda other than doin' yo' thang.

Last week Tuesday was a day of personal excellence for me; come to find out my boy was on a day of personal excellence that day too, so we hit up Church's Chicken.

by jwwhitej October 23, 2013


Coolest person alive

A person named Leah Michelle Obama but like she’s not the president and should be also Iliana you should be reading this and understanding how lucky you are to have such a cool person like me in your life

Oh Gosh, I really wish I was Leah Michelle Obama right now. Coolest person alive

by LeahCoolwhip May 18, 2021