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Ice Boat

A megalithic boat carved out of ice that holds humans that are a detriment to society and ship them off to melt in the ocean. The solution to 1st world problems such as stupidity, old age, disabilities, etc...

"Dude your Gran is so old, don't you think it's time to put her on the ice boat?"

"Man, that was so stupid! I totally deserve to get ice boated for that."

by Arsk92 September 9, 2022


Koter boat

A race car a boat a rock crawler and a bitchin ride all condensed in a dodge dakota

Hey did you see that koter boat?

by Tyler_spees May 28, 2019

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Rusty Glass Bottom Boat

When someone shits onto a glass coffe table while another person watches from underneath.

Similar to a "Hot Carl" or "Cleveland Steamer"

Hey Aleah, wanna go to Target and get a rusty glass bottom boat?

by BigPasta April 4, 2021


Duck boat

1. Duck boat is the act of crapping in Tupperware and leaving it in a water filled sink/bathtub.

Hey man I just left a duck boat at Tyler’s house.

by Ogporkandbeans January 14, 2025


Steam Boat Billy

The exact moment when a player pays attention and blows your mind with excitement that causes you to explode

You did it! The Steam Boat Billy we wanted from you daddy

by MikoChe3ks September 18, 2022


Homer Simpson Boat Draw

A deceptive sweepstakes to entrap those of below average intelligence by offering an otherwise unobtainable redneck bucket list prize.

They arrested my cousin at a Homer Simpson Boat Draw

by Claymationdude June 13, 2017


Golden Boat

When you stand over a lady with her legs over her head and urinate directly into her Vagingo

Last night was crazy, was with this freaky girl from Boldmere and she asked me to give her a Golden Boat. Next thing you know shes legs akimbo and im sinking the vessel.

by ShizzleKizzle March 23, 2022