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girls who are kinda depressed but happy sometimes, they don't know what's really happening to them but cherry tomatoes alxays fix things. They also are incredibly hot asf.
Girls who eat cherry tomato are being defined as a Laetitia
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The act of convincing a woman to try blue cheese for the first time. Extra credit if she is Asian!
She didn't like the smell, but eventually I popped her blue cheese cherry. Perhaps next she'll let me play in the back yard.
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Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie Topped With A Cherry ingredients concist of:
- 1 fairly large (preferably chunky for flavorable reasons) chunk of shit.
- Three to four and a half tablespoons of freshly squeezed seamen.
- 1 ass hole (the female anus is more conveinent for locational reasons)
- 1 unpopped cherry (if the female has already encountered vaginal intercourse, you should wait for her period or ring out a used tampon)
Now that you have the ingredients to create your own Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie Topped With A Cherry, lets begin with the step by step instructions.
Step 1. Grab a blender or a margarita shaker.
Step 2. Place that blender/shaker to the guy/girl's anus, tap his/her shoulder to sygnal to him/her that he/she is ready to release a fresh chunk into the blender/shaker.
Step 3. Carefuly place a penis into the blender/shaker and begin to ejaculate aproximently 3 - 4 tablespoons of seamen.
Step 4. Conceal the blender/shaker and being to blend/shake the substances.
TIP: Weather you are using a male or female's anus, they can prepare for this Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie Topped With A Cherry by not whiping the anus after unloading their ass holes in the toilet, thus creating a tasty crusty base for the pie.
Step 5. Carefuly pour the mixed bodily fluids gently into the crusted ring of the ass hole.
Step 6. Last but not least top the Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie off with a few drops of a womens cherry juice (If the female is not on her a period, already had her cherry popped, and does not have any extra used tampons around, a little punch in the back of the head can cause the women to drip blood from her ear holes into the Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie to add the final ingredient)
Thank you and I hope you enjoy your Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie Topped With A Cherry =D
Eve: Now that we've had dinner what do you have in mind for desert?
Adam: A Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie Topped With A Cherry sounds delicious right now
Eve: You read my mind!
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To shoot someone, usually in the head and blood splaters on the wall behind them and the brains and blood look like cherry pie.
If you fuck with me I'll splater cherry pie on the fucking wall behind you.
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Its when you are having anal sex with your partner then pull
out and stick it in your partners eye causing your partner to bleed from the eye and gaining Gang Green.
WOW your Eye Looks like a Cherry and you'll have gang green. We should call it the Green eye cherry.
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It's when you're mom gets boned some awesomeley with pies and tacos so explodes.
Billy: Hey Tom did you hear what I did last night?
Tom: What did you do?
Billy: I did Super mega awesome to the power of pie divided by taco with a cherry on top with your mom with your mom.
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A person who exclusively goes after having sex with virgins.
Did you see those 3 girls leave your roommates room last night? He's such a cherry farmer.