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Christmas Clownsuit

The name given to the ragtag ensemble outfit that results from wearing some or all of the clothing you were given for Christmas.

Let's see, we've got a lurid green T-Shirt, a bright red jacket, some black denim jeans and a pair of bright white sneakers.

Yea, that's a Christmas clownsuit all right.

by Psychemaster December 25, 2010


Jewish Christmas

When you have that one Jewish friend and it’s November 1st so you play Christmas music but they don’t celebrate it so on this day it’s ok to play Christmas and Hanukkah music

“ITS THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEARRRR”

(Jewish friend) LETS DECORATE I LOVE CHRISTMAS
It’s Jewish Christmas!

by Snazztabulous Avocado🥑 November 1, 2019


faux christmas

getting a package in the mail, (when its' definitely NOT christmas!) whether you have forgotten you ordered it or not!, kind of like sending oneself flowers!

my new auto-suck came today, and it was GLORIOUS!, feels like faux christmas

got several packages today (in june) feels like faux christmas!

by michael foolsley December 8, 2016


christmas chicken

Buying your Christmas presents the day before christmas

He’s doing Christmas chicken this year.

by Robe27 December 23, 2017


A Twisted Christmas

The Amazing Christmas album by Twisted Sister released in 2006 which was the 6th studio album, consisting of, 'Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas', 'Oh Come all ye Faithful' (to the music of we're not gonna take it), 'Silver bells', 'Deck the halls', 'I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus', 'white Christmas', 'I'll be home for Christmas', 'let it snow, let it snow, let it snow', 'The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire)', 'Heavy Metal Christmas (the twelve days of Christmas)', and 'We Wish You a Twisted Christmas'

Someone: "Whats your favorite Christmas album?"
Me: "Hmm I would have to say, 'A Twisted Christmas' by Twisted Sister

by Random guy making stupid words December 6, 2023


Shaking like a nun on Christmas

An act of shaking with extreme force or violence, similar to how a nun shakes her bootay on Christmas.

You should have seen my friend Wes at prom last night, he was Shaking like a nun on Christmas.

by Jewish welding, inc. May 7, 2018


national christmas

May 13 of every year where me celebrate cows dying

T:happy national Christmas

H: happy national Christmas to you too

by Smallwiggly69 May 14, 2021