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crack vet

A crack vet is a stereotypical former or active service member similar to bro-vet, but will say the most outlandish, retarded, things you will ever hear, a crack vet will discriminate against younger boots and laugh at how they dress, even though they wear fruity short shorts by grunt style while wearing a backwards trucker cap, they also speak in a robotic matter and sound like Mordecai from regular show while doing it

That NCO talking about how he wishes he could strangle his kid seems like a crack vet

by Mrpeaches21 January 3, 2023


Relax the crack

To relax your butt

Bro relax the crack.

by Matt Vicious July 18, 2023


Crack guac

1) Guacamole so good, it's like crack

2) Adjective used to describe anything really good

1) Damn son, gimme that crack guac!

2) Arthur " Have you guys seen the new esky"
Cath "Nah man"
Arthur " Bro, it's crack guac"

by Energy Crew March 31, 2018


Cracked Jones

Big strong Jones is cracked. Loves mom and crack. Beats his classmates with a baseball bat.

Oh shit it’s cracked jones! Please save me!
Cracked Jones: You DIDNt REcYCLe THe MOtHeRfUCkInG PAPEr yoU PIeCE Of DhiR You mUsT Die11!!!!!!!}!#!!}’t

by Hagbbsfgbcfgbvghhv October 11, 2023


Off That Crack

Smoking Crack

Crillbilly: Yea bro Im off that crack.

Me: Fuck you crackhead.

by MeanChinese January 12, 2020


cracked a sam

when someone doesnt like something a person has said and therefore gets annoyed to the point of wanting to go home.

"geez she jst cracked a sam"
"yeah she went home jst before"

by kenno from geelong November 7, 2008


FREE CRACK!

A FELLING OF EUPHORIA WHEN YOU SEE IT

WOOHHOOHOO LETS GO GET SOME FREE CRACK!

by cardboardboxeater February 17, 2023