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When you jizz on a midget's face then toss them out of bed.
Me: "Remember that midget stripper I brought home last weekend?"
You: "Unfortunately, yes."
Me: "I gave her a flying cream pie and this time I flung her all the way into the kitchen!"
You: "Nice."
A drink that comes in a long tube-like bottle that only comes out if you squeeze the jelly substance out.
Girl: I love dad’s cream soda.
Gay Man: I do too!
Straight Man: NASTY!
Means when you put sperm inside the pussy.
Will you cream in me daddy?
Yes.
The instance where you take a shit, wipe, and take more shit.
Little debbie made an Oatmeal Cream Pie in the shitter.
A type of orgy were 8 or more men try to cum in one vagina at the same time.
India " I was having a louisiana cream pie with the baseball team last night ".
A type of missionary sex position between two men where the man inserting his penis into the others anal cavity also jerks the other one off and they ejaculate at the same time.
Jim: so you fucked him while you also jerked him off?
Guillermo: yes I call it the Guillermo cream dream
A white woman with dyed red hair who's carpet doesn't match her drapes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Example 1-
Guy: so, does the carpet match the drapes?
Girl: no?
Guy: nice, like Neapolitan ice cream *points and winks*
Example 2-
Guy 1 : I banged this redhead last night but her bush was brown, I call that shit neapolitan ice cream.
Guy 2: damn bro, that's clever